SYNOPSIS
Mick Roads is the worst minicab driver in Ilford, which puts him in the running for worst minicab driver in the world. When not dropping his paying customers off miles from their preferred destinations or trying to sell rubber vaginas from a plastic bag Mick divides his time between the Kebab shop and the despatch office of ‘Cabs R Us’- a tiny wood veneer panelled hole in the high street.

Here he chats with whomever will stand to have him around. The other cabbies Charlie, Herpal and Binoy tolerate Mick but know better than to to get involved in his schemes. When a young student (Daljinda) arrives to do a bit of cab driving for some extra cash Mick takes him under his wing and shows him how to work the angles of minicabbing.

Mick’s dream is to set up his own luxury prestige limo service but in trying to achieve it on the cheap he ends up with a hearse painted white. When he books a children’s party one disaster follows another and Mick experiences the day (and night) from hell.