Sketches

All the sketches and films on this site are encoded using Real video. This means you will need the RealOne player to watch them. The links below lead to the download pages at Real.com. the people who make the RealOne player. Watch out for these people. They will try to get you to buy the full version which has all sorts of fancy nick-nacks you won't need. Look out at the top right hand corner of the page for a link to the free player. To cut out some of the bullsh** we have provided the links below to the free player. This is as far as we can take you, stranger. The rest of your journey you must undertake alone. It may not be an easy quest and the forces of Real may ask you for stuff like your email address and name but fear not. Just tell them you are Mr CuntyBollocks and your email address is dicksnot@arsebiscuits.com and they will swallow it whole. Once you have installed the player, beware! it may try to become the default player for all your other media files (Avis, mpegs, mp3s etc). While this is not life threatening, we at Blunt see it as taking liberties and advise you to tell it to fuck off. If you've finally got the bastard installed and working properly it's time to watch some of our hilarious sketches and films because let's face it, you'll need a laugh after all the shit you've been through. Believe me we are considering putting Quicktime and WMV versions of all our films online but it's a cunt of a job and we've got better things to do. Just buy the DVD.

Click here to download RealOne player for Mac OS X

Click here to download RealOne player for Windows

Click here if the above links do not work or if the RealOne player isn't suitable for your machine.
This will take you to a full list of Real Player versions for different systems.

Check out our latest sketches here!