Shopping at Blunt
Your favourite sketches and shows from Blunt Productions are now available from this site on VHS and DVD, packed with sketches and shorts guaranteed to stand up to multiple viewing*
Jim and Heinz: The First Five DVD
In a world containing a bezerk robot suffering from the wrong size of
memory chip, a demon mask that won't come off, the perils of playing
super monkey ball on a building site, 27 identical people chopped up
in a bath and rondos that go on forever, two friends attempt to deal
with the real issues in their lives: waiting for a website to load and
why Heinz has never met his girlfriend.
This DVD contains the first five 'Jim and Heinz' films. The stories are
told using hundreds of still pictures which when coupled with the
odd little universe in which Jim and Heinz live, herald a new
development in film, comedy and the progress of the Human race
as a whole. Some recreational swearing is portrayed.
Films:
The Demon Mask
Heinz shows Jim his latest acquisition from the Internet: a mask from the
horror film 'Demonhunter'. Jim tries the mask on and all hell breaks loose.
The Rondo Continuum
Jim and Heinz enjoy a stroll through the gardens of Vienna's beautiful 'Schloss
Belvedere'. They soon learn what a Rondo is and why it's better to go one
way round it rather than another.
Zantrox
Heinz has just finished building a robot. All it needs is a 32 megabyte
flashcard chip. Enter Jim with the chip. Exit peace and order.
The Real World
Jim has had enough of Heinz continually beating him at video games, so he
arranges a little surprise which he hopes will level out the playing field.
Heinz' Halloween Horror
Heinz finally kills Jim. Is this the end of the line for the two friends,
or will the fabric of space-time allow things to be all right again?
PLUS loads of special features (see above)
Click
here for the Trailer
Click here to
watch 'Zantrox'
NEW!!!! Jim and Heinz: The Next Five DVD
The Best of Blunt Volume 1 DVD
We've finally got round to authoring and cramming a DVD with all of our newest sketches and films
Including:
Films:
Jim and Heinz: The Rondo Continuum
Jim and Heinz enjoy a stroll through the gardens of Vienna's beautiful 'Schloss
Belvedere'. They soon learn what a Rondo is and why it's better to go one
way round it rather than another.
A Rumble in the woods 3D
The Ilford Ninja has a set-to in the woods with his arch nemesis Lau Tzu.
Luckily many of their Kung Fu skills involve sticking stuff into the camera.
'Mick is Sick'
In this adventure, Mick has unwisely combined 'Breakfast in a tin' with
a week-old pot noodle. The results are all too apparent for Mick's unfortunate
city gent passenger. Starring Paul Elliott as Mick Roads and Napoleon Ryan
as the passenger.
The Exchange
An experimental film utilising the 'Pulfrich effect' of 3D depth perception
via side-scrolling camera and a dark filter held up to one eye. It attempts
to be funny as well.
Charles Moon and the Epping Forest Yeti
Join paranormal investigator Charles Moon as he hunts the elusive and dangerous
Yeti of Epping Forest.
The adventures of Elvis in the 15th Dimension
Elvis gets sucked through a wormhole during a gig and has to rescue some
astronauts on a far away planet.
The Planets
As dark a story about a correctly proportioned model of the solar system
as will ever be made
Green and Brown
Mr Brown and his wife go to visit their new neighbours despite Mr Brown's
misgivings over Mr Green's increasingly strange behaviour.
The Old Shed Show
Alan Strongbow and his bastard son Malcolm present a show with whatever
comes to hand in their shed in the West Country. Contains fighting.
Gardens Beautiful
Marvel at the Ilford Ninja's application of Ninjitsu to the basics of gardening.
But are his techniques as effective as he claims?
Golf Thewlis: Art on the move
Art can be fun, claims borderline psychotic Golf Thewlis. In this film he
takes to the streets and proves his point. Well, tries to.
Zero Budget Filmmaking tips
A selection of the lessons we have learned (some immoral, some illegal)
while out there with a camera and not much money.
Lau Tzu: Shaolin egg walking
Shaolin master Lau Tzu demonstrates some of his kung fu powers in the local
park, climaxing with a fearless display of egg walking.
(extras on this disk include 'how to do 3D' and 'DIY squibs', audio commentaries
and loads more)
Click here to see
'Charles Moon's Unexplained Explained' from the DVD
Click here to
see how to make DIY Squibs from the DVD
A bit older!!!!! The Blunt Compilation VHS
For those of you who haven't taken the plunge yet and are still waiting for the time when DVD players cost about 10p each, we offer you the Blunt Compilation VHS. Over an hour's worth of our earlier sketches and films- many of which are unavailable on the DVD
Contents
We kick off with a selection of our favourite pieces: ‘The Planets’ is as dark a story about a correctly proportioned model of the solar system as will ever be made, ‘Football Memories’ continues in a lighter mood with one man’s fond memories in his local park, ‘Chef on the Go’ introduces us to Oscar Wellington who will be cooking for people in their own kitchens and last of all the new and improved Digital Watch sketch - in which a dying solider‘s final wish is revealed while an evil presence approaches from parts unknown.
The Blunt guide to Zero Budget Filmmaking
Drawing on their years in the underground film club and guerilla filmmaking scene, Slotover and Elliott have gleaned many startling ways to spice up their films while keeping the costs down to an average of zero pounds. These tips were given a regular slot on the BBC Scotland produced ‘Bob’s DIY Filmmaking Club’
Scum of the Earth
A situation comedy without the situation and the comedy coming from a zen-like direction. Why these peoples lives should reduce the viewer to uncomprehending hysterics is beyond anyone, but it happens so we don’t question it. These people are scum. They deserve to eat burned toast and dribble urine on their bathroom floors.
Machine 74
The wonderful world of Misc. comedy sketches is here! Golf Thewlis the unstable Australian artist, Captain V the failed spaceship commander, how to go clubbing 24 hours a day, escape from Dr Mandrax's army of robots, the first ever zombie sitcom, the Ilford Ninja's guide to gardening, something called 'The Alan and Moe show’ which we made using stuffed toys... and many more results of one video camera, too much time and not much money.
VHS: £12.00 DVDs £10.00 (plus £1.50 p&p per tape/DVD)
HOW TO ORDER:
Click on the appropriate buttons above to order and pay using PayPal
(credit cards accepted)Or
*the phrase 'multiple viewing' refers to the durability of the video cassette tape and does not infer any enjoyment of the contents of said tape by the viewerSend a cheque or postal order made out to 'Blunt Productions', along with your address to
Video Offer
Blunt Productions
55 Lady Somerset road
LONDON NW5 1TY
UK
